avril 2013
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rnarker:
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
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My Heart is like a Shotgun: If authors were lovers... →
thegestianpoet:
Wilde would whisper flowery sweet nothings in your ear during foreplay but then have his very dirty way with you
Fitzgerald would spend like an hour bragging about how good he was and then come much too soon
Shakespeare would make up positions on the spot but they’d be…
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chickensandwich:
pizzaforpresident:
i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami
i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit
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twelvejammiedodgers-andafez:
if 11 says “geronimo” softly to himself when he regenerates im going to fling myself into the sun
thnksfrthbttfck:
some lyrics are so accurate i want to write them on my body and paint them on my walls and post them on every social networking site and scream them from the rooftops and get a t shirt with them on it and bathe in them and wow i just like nice lyrics
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jesusfreakinglucifer:
i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
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schmorgyborgy:
I put my cat in a sweater
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synchronoise-ity:
Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”
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mattfrombusted:
why is it called lukewarm
like why isn’t medium warm
who is luke
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smudgiebudgie:
Current emotion: sock cat
this night of boredom has made me come back from the (tumblr) dead
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janvier 2013
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décembre 2012
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Lire la vidéoblue-without-you:
it’s not christmas on tumblr without this
my blog wasn’t complete until i reblogged this
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it’s literally painful watching other people use the internet like oh god why are you using internet explorer no you dont have to double click everything why are you typing google.com into the google search bar oh my fucking christ step away from the computer
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