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Rubber bands squeezing through a watermelon.

Rubber bands squeezing through a watermelon.

rnarker:

a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu 

My Heart is like a Shotgun: If authors were lovers to the English language

thegestianpoet:

  • Wilde would whisper flowery sweet nothings in your ear during foreplay but then have his very dirty way with you
  • Fitzgerald would spend like an hour bragging about how good he was and then come much too soon
  • Shakespeare would make up positions on the spot but they’d be…

morganismusic:

amygloriouspond:

Saul Metzstein: The really interesting shot we did [there], which is what Doctor Who has always wanted to do and never actually done, is the shot when you see the TARDIS as a box and you go into it in one shot. And we finally managed to do the “It’s bigger on the inside” shot.

I was actually thinking about this today when I rewatched the episode! I was like “Oh wow, they’ve never done that before.”

chickensandwich:

pizzaforpresident:

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit